LAYER 1: ABOUT ME.
Name: Elizabeth “lizzie pie” Dwyer
Birth Date: June 13th 1986
Current Location: the living room couch/futon/my little sisters bed
Hair Color: fuschia.
Righty/Lefty: righty, but I like to believe that I’m ambi.
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear:not being utterly adored by everyone.
Your dream of the perfect date: a picnic on a hot air balloon. then your kind of stuck together.
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: coffee.
Your best physical feature: my horse teeth :D
Your bed time: I’m a server..3 ish. an extreme ish.
Your most missed memory: sitting on the roof as a pre-teen gazing at the stars.
LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: coca cola!
McDonald’s or Burger King: if you don’t like bic macs you are a liar!
Single or Group Dates: neither.
Adidas or Nike: steve madden.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla. but only vanilla bean.
Cappuccino or Coffee: im a coffee junkie.
LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: only in my closet.
Cuss: no.
Take showers: fuck showers.
Have a crush: on men i will never meet. its safe that way.
Like school: i love learning. i am a geek.
Believe in yourself: most days. other days i believe in casper.
Believe what goes around comes around: i hope not. id be in trouble!
Believe everything happens for a reason: yes. but reasons come from people…whether good or bad.
Think you’re a health freak: if i eat the brownie. i run a mile. if i don’t run a mile. i eat a carrot. just one.
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: yes. and the money hopped right out of my wallet. i swear.
Been on stage: life’s a stage.
Eaten sushi: i have been to yukai sushi buffet twice in the last week.
Been hurt: i got stiffed a few times at work. that always hurts a little.
Dyed your hair: no
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: no
Kissed the same sex: no
Gotten beaten up: no
Changed who you were to fit in: i bought timberlands in 9th grade because everyone had them. they were $105. I wore them twice. fitting in is expensive.
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: i don’t really care when. as long as he doesn’t snore too loud.
Number of kids you’re planning on having: maybe 10. maybe none.
LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye colour: honey.
Hair colour: i prefer dark haired men. which probably means i should be with a blond.
Short or long hair: short?
Fat or fit: fat!
Looks or personality: looks.
Fun or serious: hardcore.
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: blowing my nose. what? you asked..
1 HOUR AGO: sleeping.
1 WEEK AGO: sleeping?
1 YEAR AGO: sleeping??
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: weightless.
I HATE: not being able to take care of my family.
I HIDE: my heart. its somewhere in the trunk of my car, i think. along with boxes of clothes and books and a leaky container of laundry detergent.
I NEED: to stop buying lottery scratchers.
I LOVE: listening to queen when i work out.
