January 2009
50 posts
“Sometimes, truth isn’t good enough; sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes...”
– The Dark Knight (via littlemiss) (via filmquotes) (via kari-shma) (via microwalrus) (via jeralyndwile) (via noahkai)
Fafsa.
I love how they make parents do everything online and my mom doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer.
Ima bout to drop bows.
Me and my planner are bout to fight if it doesn’t stop yelling at me about dumb homework.
“I hate when people talk on their cellphones in front of me. It’s almost...”
– Your friendly neighborhood cashier.
WTF.
Ok, this is the second day in a row I’ve been asked out by a man while at my place of employment.
What the freak is this world coming to.
I’m not saying this to brag. I’m saying this because its NOT COOL. It’s awkward and demeaning. Not to mention…it has a .005% success rate.
I was discussing this rule with my Dad and brother the other night because my Dad asked...
“Girl, that math test was horrible… and the boy beside me was cheating off...”
– Jez, on her ridiculously hard algebra class tought by one of those foreign math genuises.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that....”
– Drew Carey (via bitchville) (via looselipssinkships) (via noahkai)
The books for my Journalism class are the most boring books I have ever read.
Too bad I can’t make a living off of playing blokus and watching top chef too many times.
not cool.
Heaven’s to freakin betsy…
You ever know that ONE person… that has to leave work every single day for some nonsensical reason?
I do.
“Oh, yeah.. well umm, the bank screwed something up, I have to go down there, a simple phone call is not good enough.”
“Oh, well, a tree just fell on my house.”
“Oh, uhh, it’s hailing at my...
“I don’t want to be “sort of dating” someone. I don’t...”
– He’s just not that into you…is going to cause condom sales to drop, drastically.
“TABLE 5:
Hank&Eve
Jeffery&JOhanna
Lenny&Tamara...”
– Don’t You Just Hate That (And yes, I really hate this one)
“People who are afraid to step on an escalator… missed it…how bout...”
– Don’t You Just Hate That
“Accidentally setting your alarm clock for p.m. instead of a.m.”
– Don’t You Just Hate That
Dashboard on my Dashboard.
I’m talented with reason
I cover all the angles.
I can fail before I ever try.
“But commission Joshua, and encourage and strengthen him, for he will lead this...”
– Deuteronomy 3:27-29
"I don't like him, he's a shrimp"
LaSt night, I gOt really sloshed. I feel bad about it. I said a lot of things I don’t reMember. I ran outsidE without a jackeT on like a stupid drunk moron. I probably should consider not doing that anyMore. But in all rEality, I’m Sure it will happen again, but I should probably at least not run Down my street alOne by myself. And I shoulD consider throwing my phone off of a...
“Because maybe you’re the only one that I really want. And I just want everyone...”
– 6od
“Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I gottalotta nerve to be me.
avon’s calling… ding dong oh venus please sing a different song put excuses out of their misery before my conscience chases me any longer than it has been since I was more irish than italian buckets of lonely sunsets made a pulse false whats so bad about it? lonely is love drop the ve and add an old dogs name whose bark beat its bite with all of my might always aiming to please the day...
Phenominal cosmic powers...itty bitty living...
Every once in awhile i get this overwhelming feeling that i need to do something with myself. So i go like… on this frenzy to attempt a million things in five minutes… and the more the clock ticks the more impatient i get.
and then i give up and play nintendo instead.
heh.
“Most people don’t grow up. It’s too damn difficult. What happens...”
– Maya Angelou
aw fiddlesticks. →
oh fabulous.
Weeping the loss of another crucial NFC championship.
Selah.
Monday, toosday, wendsdy, thoisday...
The tip of my index finger on my left hand is literally on fire, but I swear I’m going to learn “for he’s a jolly good fellow” on the guitar if it kills me. It goes well with all the useless nursery rhymes and cliched tunes I’ve already learned.
I know I have been MIA lately… it’s a combination of a few things. First and foremost I’ve been...
Dell
The farmer in the dell…
The farrmeerrr in the dellll….
Hi Ho the Dairy-Oh the farmer in the delll.
I think im getting a dell. The question is…should i go with the flamingo pink… or the tangerine orange… hmmmmmmmmm
So many questions.. so much time not working to think about them.
:D
funky lil fam.
Pie: Dad, do you think Shiba will get crunk with you?
Pops: I don’t get crunk!
Jez: No, you get REALLY crunk.
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! i love it.
ima monster! mwua ha ha. →
Graduate school?! →
Of course I'll do it.
mom used to say my eyes’d get stuck i roll them too hard trying to pass the buck mom, they’re looking to the sky again I can’t see below sea level so high on this pedestal or is it low on this totem pole? guess even I don’t know anymore
some syllables my mouth can’t touch once sqeaky jaws have aged to rust syllables of verbs and nouns i wish clenched teeth...
Dear and the Headlights.
So I typically don’t get so excited about new music because to be honest all I do at work lately is look up new bands… so I guess new music has just become a part of my daily routine. BUT today I came across quite possibly the most interesting band I’ve heard this year (all two days of it). They’re called “dear and the headlights” and they sort of sound...