December 2008
25 posts
Two more weeks.
I quit. Do I know what I’m doing? Heavens to betsy.. of course not! That’s the best part. :)
Young? →
“You know, I thought it over and I find it funny and slightly amusing that you...”
– That’s what he said.
Thick. Skull.
No. no. no. You don’t like me. you like to think that a person who is physically attractive to you will somehow complete all of your hearts desires in a relationship simply based on the fact that they are nice to you and don’t tell you to get lost.
This is something that has been bugging the crap out of me. Everytime I go back home to the rolling fields of southampton county I hear...
I am a rock. I am an island.
Look around, the grass is high The fields are ripe, it’s the springtime of my life Ahhh, seasons change with the scenery Weaving time in a tapestry Won’t you stop and remember me At any convenient time Funny how my memory slips while looking over manuscripts Of unpublished rhyme Drinking my vodka and lime…
But look around, leaves are brown now And the sky is a hazy...
My Christmas Epiphany. →
Ray
Well I looked my demons in the eye Laid bare my chest said do your best destroy me See I’ve been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kinda bore me
Will I always feel this way So empty… so estranged
Bobby vs. Sally
Sally: It’s like this constant game of charades and I’m like standing up in front of the crowd twisting and jerking and looking like a damn idiot. And no matter what I do, the people on my team never get it. We’re just never on the same page… i’m doing elvis but they’re thinking rod stewart. But nooooo… they still want to be on my team… they...
Merry Christmas, love pie. →
Classic Dwyerisms
“Dad, if I was a dog would you put me to sleep?” (Jez)
“I’ll have you know, my nils have a 60% success rate!” (Josh)
“Liz, lets go to 7-11 and get candy, quick! (Calvo)
“Look, you kids are going to come to terms with the fact that [girlfriend of the week] and I WILL be married and you will respect it.” (Dad)
“Pray for me liz, pray for...
santa baby. →
Ok pops.
Dad says to be totally optimistc about the economy and not to confess bad things about my personal finances, but i think im drowning in the economy toilet. or at least thats how im translating what the people at the bank tell me when i beg for them to stop charging me fees.
at least its freagin gorgeous outside.
sundays rule.
So i just got home from a long.. and i mean lonnnggg weekend. Five hours to philly for mom’s christmas party, witnessed old people getting sloshed beyond recognition, dude it was 18 degrees there. Woke up at 7 the next morning to drive three hours to gainesville for jason & leyna’s wedding which was so beautiful. I usually don’t love weddings, but theirs was so stinking...
Lothario is Webster's word of the day. I love it. →
I’m totally using this for the rest of my life.
lothario • \loh-THAIR-ee-oh\ • noun
: a man whose chief interest is seducing women
oh the places we go.
im not ice but i could try to suffice and be cooler or at least just as cold. oh great im feeling old choices are too bold for my age you’re always underlined go ahead speak your mind ill pretend to be kind even though im not damn it i like you a lot this headache wont stop it aches through my dreams i wake up wet with sweat and regret always down for abusin or using the sweetest heart and I...
im an episode of the Xfiles look at me! →
Feeling Seussy. →
AHA!!!
So… after a year of the same old run around bullshit… today.. while I was bored about to pad these cashier office walls going loony, I realized.. I just had that superterrific aha moment. I started it. I freagin started it. It was me all along when i thought it wasn’t. Ok, maybe you guys aren’t as completely stoked… but I freakin am. Things never work out when I...
yiggidy yo. →